Who Knows What This Is

Trying not to die. 27 She/Her, Bi disaster to say the least and trying to figure shit out

  1. strwbryslut:

    summer affirmations

    1. i am fuckable
    2. i am the hottest lesbian in any room at any given time
    3. something gay will happen to me in the next 24 hours

    LIKE AND REBLOG TO AFFIRM

    (via transfemme-thots)

  2. apollos-boyfriend:

    apollos-boyfriend:

    getting shot right as you’re making a snarky comment about gun violence feels like a danganronpa execution

    sorry. getting shot right as you’re making a snarky comment about gun violence with “PROVE ME WRONG” written in giant bold letters above your head is definitely a danganronpa execution

    (via manicpixiedickgirl)

  3. ouroborosorder:

    [first day as a woman in a fromsoft game]
    go, then. And carry mine tidings with you. Let the hope I hold for you carry you into the dark. *waits until the player is gone* okay jesus christ my feet are fucking freezing you sure I can’t wear some socks in here

    (via unknowablevoid)

  4. k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

    k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

    i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away

    We really feeling this one huh

  5. trans-sapphic-mess:

    If that trans girl gets super weirdly apologetic, like is borderline apologizing for breathing or is apologizing for things that are basically nothing/happened forever ago, whatever you do, do not leave her alone. Chances are it’s one of two things, and neither of them are good; she’s either bordering on a breakdown and thinks basically everything she does is wrong, or is past that point and desperately wants to make sure no one’s angry at her before she hurts herself/takes her own life. You might think it’s weird, you might get tired of it and want to push her away, but for the love of god do not do that. Her apologizing every 0.5 seconds is because she’s been taught not to value her own emotions, but they’re overpowering her and she doesn’t know what to do other than apologize like her life depends on it. Her life might not depend on it, but it very well could depend on how you respond to her heart’s most desperate cries for help

    (via kiddo-kitten)

  6. toopunktofuck:

    toopunktofuck:

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    lou reed was just out here trying to white knuckle sobriety and david byrne was really just like damn that’s so fucking impressive….. an incredible amount of ice cream…….

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    he used a heroin spoon to eat the ice cream and he didn’t offer them any

    (via kickerofelves)

  7. vexwerewolf:

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    Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

    (via demilypyro)

  8. gaybichon:

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    LMFAO

  9. zocomi:

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    GIRL PLAYERS ARE ABUSING MY ATTACK PATTERNS TO DEFEAT ME

  10. homunculus-argument:

    Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

    So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

  11. kingcatnine:

    being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they’re all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

  12. candytreedepartment:

    raptorials:

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    Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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    me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

    (via nortyourself)

  13. securipun: “”

    securipun:

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    (via miifighter)

  14. ruhaniya:

    I miss you in quiet ways, in skipped songs, in sunsets that don’t feel right, in jokes I can’t tell anyone else.

    (via squidward985)

  15. kleefkruid:

    cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

    (via violetpachyderms)